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[travelinman]

The environmental wackos in Europe have decided that to reduce greenhouse gasses we have to reduce the number of cows by half.

This is a typical liberal response to a non problem. Set limits and controls, force policy on individuals for the common good and limit innovation, capitalism and commerce.

I believe this is just a front for PETA and another way for the left to replace those steaks Law Dog makes with soy burgers.

Not one to let a liberal fairy tale go unchallenged I have invented the Bovine Methane Collection device. This device is still in development but when complete it will be incorporated into the farm milking machines. This is a two part system with the mobile collection expandable bag and check valve attached to the cow with Velcro straps and a stationary storage tank in the barn with a quick disconnect. The collected Methane can either be sold or used by the farmers to fuel their farm equipment.

One challenge still underdevelopment is the solid waste bypass valve.

There you go a totally ?conservative? solution to the bovine global warming problem.

I have not yet applied for a patent so if there are any attorneys interested in handling the legal issues with product development I will cut them in for a full 40%.

[cincygreg]

Well, at least you'll get to partake in eating the half of the cow population they plan to get rid of [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] !

Interesting contraption Trav, might actually be onto something there!

Maybe they just need some hybrid cows to reduce emissions! [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

[LanDroid]

That device looks great! Install two cows in the back of each pick 'em up truck for power...